1.27.2005

Best Careers for the DSM-IV "Skilled"

My career counselor in high school always encouraged us all to "play to our strengths" when selecting a career. Folks who suffer from anything listed in the DSM-IV (the bible of diagnosing many things in the mental health field) as I do might appreciate the fact that I have done a bit of brainstorming with my groovy social worker pal, B.

We have assembled a short list to help others begain their CAREER SUCCESS JOURNEY because Happy? is all about helpfulness, people. Can you feel the love?

BEST CAREERS FOR THE FOLLOWING DSM-IV DIAGNOSES

1. Depressive Disorder - Mattress Testing Specialist

2. Seasonal Affective Disorder - Tanning Bed Salon Owner

3. Trichotillomania - Hair Removal Technician at a Day Spa

4. Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (Washing Compulsion) - Building window washer

5. Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (Washing Compulsion) w/ Acrophobia (fear of heights) - Car window washer

6. General Anxiety Disorder - Bush Administration Homeland Security Analyst

7. Panic Disorder - Bush Administration Homeland Security Public Relations Representative

8. Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (Counting Compulsion) - Accountant

9. Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (Praying Compulsion) - Priest

10.Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (Confession Obsession) - My Irish-Catholic Mum


2 Comments:

At 9:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

okay, even YOU have to admit that this was pretty funny?

It's amazing how we can take our pain and twist it into little pockets of laughter (or tears, or whatever). Humor has saved many a life, so don't let it get away from you. When nothing is ever funny anymore, THEN it's time to jump into the tornado until things get shifted and twisted around. No funny is not a funny thing at all. Keep finding ways to poke and prod, and you stay alive.

ntexas99

 
At 6:43 PM, Blogger acoach2 said...

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder is a big problem. Your doing a great service here. I also have a web site about
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Stop by if you get a chance.

 

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